"Sometimes I wonder what it's all about. Then, I don't."
-- Peepot, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

"Let us blessss your ship by destroying it."
-- Raptor pirate, Dark Star One

"Critical, ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
-- Roland The Soldier, Borderlands

"EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!"
-- Mr. Torgue, Borderlands 2

"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
-- Big Smoke, GTA SA

"Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that."
-- Nurse, Terraria

"The sands of time are flowing. And well, you are not aging very gracefully."
-- Dryad, Terraria

"A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man! Why don't you have a pork bun in your hand?"
-- Street Vendor, Sleeping Dogs

"Quests, quests, quests... What do you weaklings do when there are no heroes around to solve your problems?"
-- Daemon, Sacred Gold