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7.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
- Combat feels unfinished due to there being what feels like 3 different enemies, even though there are more
- Spend more time just dragging random ingredients into the cooking station than playing the game because you are told 0 recipies and there are probably thousands and most dont make much sense
- Biggest proplem: GUNS ARE WAY TOO RARE - And MOST are borderline dogwater in terms of damage and/or usability. Nearly 8 hours in and i have found a total of about 8 guns. ONLY about 3 of which were actually usuable in any level but the first two.
- Music gets repetitive after 10 minutes in the same area. it takes like 45 minutes to clear an entire stage. now imagine dying and having to do it from the beginning.
- Why the hell can we not see a full list of stats for the guns we have? Things like reload time, how much the weapon slows your movement etc. are just straight up not shown. Those things are also changed by the oils and enchantments, forcing you to use google if you forgot the exact numbers of your enchantments you used 4 hours ago.
- Literally remove hedgemaze from the game. it has been a long time since i have seen something that unfinished and unfun in a game
- The lack of different actual gameplay scenarios you get into due to the enemies functioning the same means there isn't much room for what you can actually do that works.

Makes me sad to have to step away from this game. It has some good points, but dying and then spending an entire hour on earlier levels, looking for A SINGLE GUN, to then have to essentially gamble all of it on one shot at hedgemaze is just too frustrating and tedious for me to keep going.

For a game who's entire flex in the main trailer is 'look how many awesome guns' this decision is utterly moronic

Sadly it looks to be too 'far' into early access, from the roadmap, to fix all of this it seems. there is zero way this should be considered a 90% finished game
Posted 19 April. Last edited 19 April.
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4.9 hrs on record
yeah
Posted 14 April.
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7.3 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
welcome to the water zone
Posted 9 April.
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8.1 hrs on record
refreshing for such high quality UI
Posted 8 April.
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1.3 hrs on record
god
Posted 3 April.
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16.0 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
i can fix her
Posted 22 March. Last edited 11 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
me like together
me like you
me grateful
Posted 3 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
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0.5 hrs on record
yeah as much as i love all the other games by david this one just didnt do it for me.
Posted 14 February.
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2.4 hrs on record
10/10
Posted 8 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
every part of this game is designed to make you hate every second of the experience. just go play the forest
Posted 17 January.
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