This man deserves a Footjob!

Would eat this man's ass

so i was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons

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i understand that living in a third world ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that uses currency worth less than sheets of toilet paper i wipe my ass with must be absolutely miserable, but maybe you should try bettering yourself rather than taking it out on people playing a video game, maybe you'll be able to afford a toilet within the next decade if you pull yourself up by the bootstraps and really get on your grind! the vishnu will favor you

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