You will die. You will die in the tutorial. You will die in the main game. But you will push on, you will persist, and in the end, by dint of hard work and mental fortitude... you will die again. Yeah. Just take a gander at my playtime.

Dungeons of Dredmor is a frustrating and addictive time sink, with uproarious descriptions (like Self-Righteous Sword of White Lies: "Really, it's for their own good" and One-Armed Leather Jacket: "Evidently we DO need another hero"), intermixable skill trees (you can be a Communist Vegan Tourist Pirate with the power of Mathemagic) and deceptively cute enemies. I mean, the game's mascot is called a Diggle. It even SOUNDS cute!