THE AVERAGE HUMAN MALE EJACULATION CONTAINS ABOUT TWO HUNDRED MILLION SPERM, EACH CARRYING AROUND EIGHT HUNDRED MEGABYTES OF GENETIC DATA. ON AVERAGE, EACH LOAD ADDS UP TO ABOUT 160 PETABYTES, OR MORE THAN TWICE THE SIZE OF GOOGLE'S ENTIRE SEARCH INDEX. YOU'VE BASICALLY GOT THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN YOUR BALLS. THE AVERAGE SPEED OF HUMAN EJACULATION IS APPROXIMATELY TWENTY EIGHT MILES PER HOUR, THAT'S FORTY FIVE KILOMETRES PER HOUR FOR THE NON-AMERICANS. THAT'S WHY IT'S ILLEGAL TO JERK IT IN A SCHOOL ZONE. NOW THE DATA TRANSFER RATE OF EJACULATION, BASED ON THE INITIAL VELOCITY OF TWELVE POINT FIVE METERS PER SECOND, AND THE ESTIMATED ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY PETABYTES OF DATA PER LOAD (PBpL) IS APPROXIMATELY ONE HUNDRED AND TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED TERABYTES PER SECOND, OR A BANDWIDTH OF OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES FASTER THAN THE FASTEST FIBER OPTIC CONNECTION ON THE PLANET. THAT MEANS YOUR MOM IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST THROUGHPUT SERVERS IN EXISTENCE TODAY.

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