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⠀⠑⠀⠄⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠠⠐⠉⠀
𝓘 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪
𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓶 & 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵
𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

hey we were in a csgo lobby together and someone over mic asked you if you had a big behind (it wasn't me) and you answered with a really soft "yes" and i thought it was so cute and quiet i have never heard anyone like you before. were you being serious when you said yes?.... i'm only asking because it is kind of rare for a guy to be carrying some weight back there you know.... so if it's big like you say it is... does it hang over your thighs and cast a nice shadow? haha sorry if this is too personal to ask. you don't have to answer!! but i really just want to know if it's round or square.... what shape would you describe it as? when you sit down do your thighs spread too? hahahaha don't answer that, but if you want you can!!

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Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, ♥♥♥♥ on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it. <3 Love you bestie.

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You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma. That's when I realised that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.