There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out, there's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt, there's a rich man sleeping on a golden bed, there's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread...

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Top tips:
-If the SCATMAN can do it brother, so can you
-Liquid soap is a good lubricant. Trust me on this one.
-Steak is good, especially when you make it yourself.
-Birds are cool. Rats are as well.
-Watch your back, shoot straight, and never, EVER cut a deal with a dragon.
-“A few bureaucrats in New York can’t make good decisions about New Jersey, let alone Paris, or a village in China” - Paul Denton, Deus Ex (globalism le bad)
-'Sanity is for the weak!'
-'I feel the warp overtaking me... it is a good pain!'
-Doner is preferable to a Hamburger
-Eating your skeet is a good way to get proteins, don't believe the WEF's lies
-Making an obscure political ideology you got from the internet your entire personality is a surefire way to make friends and get laid. I tried it, and it worked.
You'll thank me later.