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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f ucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep straight up used the keyboard like a pro worthy of a grand performance (＾▽＾) add me

- rep has no clue how to chase "watch this" ifykyk

how is a 600 hr player such cheeks tho

"They just ♥♥♥ in my face, and I'm lost"- Bootlake87, 2025