dad

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f ucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep straight up used the keyboard like a pro worthy of a grand performance (＾▽＾) add me

- rep has no clue how to chase "watch this" ifykyk

how is a 600 hr player such cheeks tho

"They just ♥♥♥ in my face, and I'm lost"- Bootlake87, 2025

-rep Says glhf in the lobby then throws games and blames it on teammates

"you know how many boyfriends i have" - BootLake87, 2025

-rep a bot

maybe one day we can 1v1

nice play

unmatched game tactics

I know an avid follower of christ when I see one

-rep doesn't understand that survivor's about the majority escaping instead of one person (also being unnecessarily toxic about my hours despite me already being aware of how bad i am)

-rep got tunneled and thinks rank is still a thing in dbd xDD

you're getting tunneled. - nemesis

+rep good profile, critical thinker

shame shame shame

have an offer for ya, added mate.

-rep, hides instead of helps, shame really

Let's create some gaming memories.

actual autistic person. please be nice to him

Once again Toxic Boi. I was the Jeff in that game. But then again why should I have expected you to actually read?

Toxic AF.

TRASH