KingAssRipper, HairyNGross23, Gluttonous Slob, Gassy Glutton, HairyNGross313, The Slob Gorges, The Manimal...

Whatever you want to call The King, one thing is certain, he's fawkin hungry and loves rippin' to let the world know it! Come join us as we bask in The King's Raunchy Farts

8 bacon cheese burgers slopped in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ grease, cheese, and bacon, and six ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn dogs, all drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise and smashin it with some beer.. Awhhhh yeahh.... awhh... ouhm... time to drench these babies with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loads of mayonnaiseaw haw haw haw haw.
Number 1, ah, look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby, drenched.
Number 2, AWWHHH... YEAH... ♥♥♥♥♥♥ use this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise.
Awhhh number 3, awhmm.. awhumm..
Number 4.. AWHHH... Dayumm...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, god dayum, NUMBER 5... AWHUMMMH... OUFF.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Yeah man, just love greasy ass cheese burgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise. NUMBER 5, I mean, NUMBER 6, AUHMM... Number ♥♥♥♥♥♥' 7, ♥♥♥♥♥♥... dayumm... and Number 8 for the finale burger, haw haw haw haw haw, AYUUMMH.. loads of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' fattening ass mayonnaise for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gut you're about to see me glutton out on.. there goes almost a whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jar of mayonnaise! look at that! got to save some for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn dogs.. ayummph... greasy ass cheese burgers drenched in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise, ahh man, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ drenched these babies in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mayonnaise, almost a whole jar.