We Dem ♥♥♥♥♥

Did you say something- offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating but I consider her mine. Not as property perhaps, but as equals. I am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own 5 sets of plate mail, 2 sets of chain mail, and 15 claymore swords. Also two battle axes. Mostly for LARPing but I also have some real ♥♥♥♥. I will cut you the ♥♥♥♥ up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists (probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage). I will have my brother Steven, who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment- I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after he's done with his next round of call of duty and I will take you out. I will take you the ♥♥♥♥ out.

I will make sure that you will never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word on the internet, I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time, I hacked my mom's boyfriend's facebook page and said "lol i am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥" and now people think he's gay and his mother has disowned him I think. My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now. I have so many powers you can’t imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you, more cleverer than you, more smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe.

I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. You can't stop me. You can't take back what you've done. All you can do is apologize and beg. Beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me.

g
a
y

Welcome!

I have been summoned!