We are Gentlemen who also happen to be doctors, and thus we formed the Gentlemanly League of Doctor Gentlemen.

A league where gentlemen can come and be gentlemen. There are rules, however:

1. One must never divulge any information relating to the League, the Gentlemen, the Doctors, or the Doctor Gentlemen.

2. One must NEVER divulge any information relating to the League, the Gentlemen, the Doctors, or the Doctor Gentlemen.

3. To enter the club, you must be wearing at least one piece of Doctor attire and two pieces of Gentlemen's attire.

4. You must not speak of the "Doctorly Coalition of Gentlemen Doctors." They are our arch nemesis and our plan is to defeat them.

5. You must not be Irish and poor. Anyone found to be Irish or poor will be paddled.

And if you follow these rules then you may assimilate into doctor gentlemen society, without hitch or fear of prejudice.