9/10
No swimming skill, I never asked for this.

Garbage, plain and simple. No comparison to the original, not even to the IW. Director's Cut made a crappy game even worse, with constant lags and hiccups. Feels like I was mugged...

DIFFICULTY -

🔲 Just press a bunch of buttons
✅ Easy
🔲 Significant brain usage
🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔲 Difficult
🔲 Dark Souls

GRAPHICS -

🔲 MS-DOS
🔲 Awful
🔲 Bad
🔲 Will do
✅ Good (Nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

AUDIO -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not too bad
🔲 Decent
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

GAMEPLAY -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Okay
🔲 Nothing special
✅ Good
🔲 Very good
🔲 Try not to get addicted

AUDIENCE -

🔲 Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Everyone

STORY -
🔲 None/Not important in this game
🔲 Bad
🔲 Average
🔲 Good
✅ Great
🔲 One of the best i've had the pleasure of playing

PRICE -

🔲 Free
🔲 Cheap
🔲 Under priced
✅ Acceptable price
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


GRIND -

🔲 Nothing
✅ A little grindy but only if you care about 100% it
🔲 Average grind level
🔲 Too much grind
🔲 Insanity

LENGTH -

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
🔲 Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
✅ Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

FUN -

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 tens of times
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely repayable

PC REQUIREMENTS-
🔲 Check if you can run paint
🔲 Potato
✅ Decent
🔲 Fast
🔲 Rich boi
🔲 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

BUGS -

🔲 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Bugs-galore avoid at all costs

WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes