GENUINELY KIL LYOURSELF STOP PLAYING DEADLOCK

mongoloid ape ruins peoples games for no apparent reason and should be beat to death with a hammer

watch that and try again man

I've seen this creature play, it doesn't even use a monitor. it visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in its mind. it has a biological wallhack; it's godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. It's eyes are closed as it's mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as it flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape it's gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between it's opponent's eyes. It's spray control is otherworldly, it's crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as it's wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as it peeks, sunlight curving as it's trigger finger impacts it's left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. it is un-killable. it is undefeatable. This creature is the epitome of eternal.