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4 people found this review helpful
11.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Personal Rating: Extremely Positive (95%)

I need someone to Schedule me these narcotics. Preferably on Late Night at around 1 AM.

Jokes aside, I postponed this game for a long time, and playing it now, I don't undestand why I quit back then. The gameplay is repetitive but somehow fun, and there is more and more to do as time goes on.

I thought the graphics look stupid and while that still holds true to me, it SOMEHOW works with this game. And if you try hard enough, you can have a full GTA-like chase on your head.

That was 3000 dollars worth of narcotics. Peace was never an option with the police.
Posted 28 March.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
Personal Rating: Very Positive (85%)

When the players start fapping you know you’ve made a good one.

Alright, when I got this, it didn’t seem that bad in the first hour, compared to how it advertised itself. But after you unlock stronger suction on that gun, you can just imagine what in the Ecchi world was happening.

Seeing panties, bras and sucking skirts and swimwear off the girls, Gal*Gun 2 just has it. The game tries to have some story, but this isn’t really that type of story I would be interested in. The girls have some interesting (and true) things to say tho.

Side note: You can comfortably play this game with one hand. (It took me like an hour to realise, because I’m used to move normally in shooter games)
Posted 28 March. Last edited 28 March.
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7 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Personal Rating: Very Positive (90%)

You know what? This game is cool.

Not only it's really ambient, but I also like the fact that it's obtainable. If you want to hunt ghosts and you're new to this type of horror, Phasmophobia is a perfect entry to this genre, because your first house is just some small home with 10 rooms, so that you can figure out how everything works.

Also a tip from someone that is really impatient: Take your time, this isn't that type of game that lasts for less than 10 minutes. The ghost won't reveal itself immediately, so really, take your time.

And also, it's completely normal to misjudge the ghost, it happens all the time to me.
Posted 27 March.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I loved the Early access and I love it still now when I bought it. It's also really cool that not only you will get the 10-minute abomination RX-MASH-4 is, but also the songs in it by themselves so you can practice on them, as the hit charts are the same. (Same speed, same patterns, same everything)

I. Need. More. Of This. And MORE LONG SONGS LIKE THIS. I love breaking my fingers.
Posted 23 March. Last edited 23 March.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Alright, I think I already know my opinion on this one, even tho I played for like 30 minutes.

Most of the people complain about the lack of fan-service, but I'm okay with that in the base game. (It's Ecchi genre at it's very best)
The graphics aren't the best, but pass the bar for me.

The TRUE problem for me, is the gameplay. It feels really REALLY rough around the edges with no tutorial at all, so you just spam a bunch of inputs to kind of learn the controls. Also the game feels too easy(?) I was able to do a series of attacks while looking on my phone, you almost don't need to aim on the enemies.

This is a good game, but there is so much wasted potential that I just can't recommend it.
Posted 21 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Personal Rating: Mixed (55%)

I'm more than divided on this game. Consider this review as ''Mixed'' (as I said in the rating)

So, the good: The visuals are amazing to look at, really spectacular. Also it's really nice the see that Sister Madeline has sone kind of deeper personality in her, as she communicates with you. These two are really nice touches to the game. It's also good optimised, running at around 115 FPS on Ultra settings.

Then, the bad: The school is nothing like the mobile version, it's completely re-structured with a completely new floor plan. Now, maybe I will get used to it by time, but why change it? The mobile version of the school is legendary in my opinion. I would just keep the floor plan and make that more technical with more puzzles.

I will come back to get the good ending by the door, but I don't know if it will be enough to pass the bar.
Posted 21 March.
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9 people found this review helpful
28.8 hrs on record
Personal Rating: Extremely Positive (97%)

If I had a Steam account in 2018, I would play this for hours. I cannot find a better survival game that is gonna punish you for not thinking ahead of time. (or making some sudden dumb decision) There is so much you can do.(and what can go wrong) I never got even close to the surface, or so I believe.

Graphics are really simple, but visually still great. The gameplay is just trying to manage those buttery-smooth brains. Reccomended.
Posted 15 March.
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9 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Personal Rating: Very Positive (80%)

So I think I played enough to have some constructive opinion on this.

So, Dark Souls - Just from what I've heard, I thought I wouldn't get past the 1st bossfight, but it's actually obtainable in terms of difficulty, you just need to strategise more and don't become hollow in the process. But the game has it's ''F*ck you'' moments, when it just feels unfair to you.

By graphics, it looks good enough, but it's age is really starting to show. By gameplay it's good enough to pass, but could be a bit more polished. And don't forget to Praise the Sun! I would buy it when it's on sale.

Completely hollow, no humanity left, low HP. Huh, sounds like me IRL.
Posted 15 March.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
40.4 hrs on record (38.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You know, I am a very lenient person and would be a great leader, as long as everyone does what they are supposed to do y'know. But if I catch someone slacking off and EATING supplies of my entire colony, they are gonna see what's lying behind those wooden walls.

Other than that the game is really well optimized, I wonder how did you even pull this off that even my old laptop with integrated graphics could run this at smooth 60 FPS.

Don't get mistaken, the game looks and is really simple, but there is so much to do that even after nearly 40 hours, I'm still nowhere close to the end. Recommended.
Posted 10 March.
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25 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
Personal Rating: Extremely Positive (95%)

DDLC was the reason why this profile exists in the first place. I was looking for something free and guess what I found. I did not finish this visual novel (not even close), but I saw some other videos and sometimes the 4th-wall breaking is incredible.

Just Monika
Posted 6 March. Last edited 6 March.
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