No, you're not a real gamer. I'm so tired of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying, 'I've put well over 100 hours into this game, it's great!' That's nothing; most of us can easily put 300+ hours into all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller; then we can be friends.

Also, DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT REAL GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
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