The schools just keep getting worse and worse.

A scene with two lesbians counts as (1 ♥♥♥♥♥)(1 ♥♥♥♥♥) = 1 ♥♥♥♥♥^2. Lesbians aren't straight, so 1 ♥♥♥♥♥^2 = 1 gay.

Men and women are opposites, so 1 ♥♥♥♥ = -1 ♥♥♥♥♥. A scene with a man and a woman counts as (1 ♥♥♥♥♥)(1 ♥♥♥♥) = -1 ♥♥♥♥♥^2 = -1 gay = 1 straight. A scene with two men counts as (1 ♥♥♥♥)(1 ♥♥♥♥) = (-1 ♥♥♥♥♥)(-1 ♥♥♥♥♥) = 1 ♥♥♥♥♥^2 = 1 gay.

Futas have both 1 ♥♥♥♥ and 1 ♥♥♥♥♥. But they're in a single body, not a pairing, so 1 futa = sqrt((1 ♥♥♥♥)(1 ♥♥♥♥♥)) = sqrt(-1 ♥♥♥♥♥^2) = sqrt(-1) ♥♥♥♥♥ = i ♥♥♥♥♥ = -i ♥♥♥♥. So futas are imaginary.

A scene with one futa and one man is (-i ♥♥♥♥)(1 ♥♥♥♥) = -i ♥♥♥♥^2 = -i ♥♥♥♥♥^2 = -i gay, that is, it's negative imaginary gay. A scene with one futa and one woman is (i ♥♥♥♥♥)(1 ♥♥♥♥♥) = i ♥♥♥♥♥^2 = i gay, so it's imaginary gay.

ELON MUSK IS GOING TO MAKE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PAID!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE YOU MUST COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE ON YOUR WALL AND SEND IT TO 5 FRIENDS SO THAT IT STAYS FREE WARNING THERE ARE ONLY 2 DAYS LEFT TO DO IT AFTER THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS SHARE PLEASE THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄

I spoke with the doctor and we made a list of things I need to immediately stop:

Repeated ENEMAS
Stop wearing PLUGS during the day and night, especially the TUNNELS that dry out the mucous membrane
PUMPING and GAPING my PROLAPSE
EGG BIRTHING and all types of STRETCHING/INSERTIONS
Quit FIST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and by extension, no more ELBOWING or BELLY BULGING
SPECULUM use outside of medical settings is over
Non-negotiable stop to FIGGING, risk of scar tissue lesions
No more HULKING in front of SISWET PRIVATE SHOWS (financial health was discussed too)
The HOLE WRECKAGE of my MAN♥♥♥♥♥, same deal
I must throw out all my BAD DRAGON toys, including the €300 CERBERUS
Get rid of the ALIENRAPE and METALSCREW dildos from my uncle (besides the extreme stretch, the new-gen Taiwan-made vibration sends you to the toilet in 2 minutes)
Stop using them with a POWER DRILL
And the worst: absolute ban on CHASTITY CAGE EDGED PROSTATE MILKING + VIBRO at the same time (cancer)

Masturbation is a top ten cause of disease. Studies have demonstrated that it causes cancer, the AIDs, and even forms of paralysis

Masturbation is an act of incest. When you masturbate, you are having sex with your own self, your own family and flesh and blood. This is sinful and wrong.

Your body is not your playground. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it and forcing it to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is an act of violence that leads to other violence. Many studies demonstrate that self-♥♥♥♥ leads to other, serious crime.

Masturbation is an act of Homosexuality, as you are having sex with yourself, a member of your own gender.

Masturbation is a sin. Lonnie Childs has taught us that the Lord does not want us to masturbate and will know if we do. We must abstain and only have procreational relations with our same-race wives.

i just wanna jerk off. it feels good man. i'm doing fine, it's just pretty fun. i just like doing it man. it's just sexual arousal and release. what's wrong with that? it sometimes help when i'm stressed. i don't have time spend hours watching tv shows or playing my games. I WANNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASCEND. I HAVE SPENT THIRTY HOURS ON THIS SINGLE SESSION ALONE, AND I AM ABOUT TO REACH THE POINT OF ENLIGHTENMENT. I MULTIPLY MY POTENTIAL DOPAMINE OUTPUT TENFOLD FOR EACH CONSECUTIVE TIME I PREVENT CLIMAX. THE DOPAMINE IS EXPONENTIAL, AND THE CLIMAX SHALL CREATE NIRVANA. i just want to be loved. i am so lonely. nobody has talked to me, and it's my fault. i shouldn't be on here. my life is falling apart every moment i spend fueling my eternal cycle of addiction. i wasn't like this. i was doing fine. how did it get like this?