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call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my husband. i clean the dishes and cook him food. i do whatever he says because he is my husband and he makes the rules around the house. he owns me. if he ever cheats on me it’s because i was lacking.

What the darn did you just hecking say about me, you little jerk? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the special ed mathematics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 1st grader's lunch boxes, and I have over 300 confirmed bullying reports. I am trained in four square and I’m the top goalie in the entire recess soccer team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the crud out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this playground, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the lunch table? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bullies across the school and your bus route is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, pooface.

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

Forget rimjobs. You real, colon sucking is real. It's not meant to be if you haven't wrapped your lips around your partner's prolapsed anus, felt it pulse and contract against the roof of your mouth and dug around in the center with your tongue, swallowed the hot rush of farts that fill your mouth after they pull it back inside themselves. Give a prolapse head, it's the new eating ass. Give it two, no one yeah, nicki gonna have a verse about kissing rosebuds. can't escape the future.