Slothgod
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Ron 23 Jun, 2025 @ 2:59pm 
Lebron…
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces.
whsshwyv 7 Jun, 2025 @ 12:08pm 
Cool moves!
Ron 4 Jan, 2025 @ 5:31pm 
Where to get CP? (Cyberpunk)
I always wanted to get CP but Im not good with using the internet but that didnt stop me from being interested in CP. Where can I get CP? Im not talking about the animated stuff, I mean the real thing...All my friends talk about CP and I've seen some footage of it and the first time I saw it, I was immediatly drawn to it and I've searched for CP everywhere- In the libraries, Walmart...I even asked some High-schoolers to get it for me because they're younger and part of the new generation but they gave me a weird look.

If anyone is willing to help me get CP, I would be very grateful.
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Trench 11 Jul, 2024 @ 11:28am 
Sloth, a meticulous data analyst, found himself lost in the hood after a wrong turn. His heart pounded as shadows loomed. Clutching his laptop, he hurried past graffiti-covered walls and flickering streetlights. A group of menacing figures appeared, eyes glinting with malice.

"Nice laptop," one sneered, advancing.

Sloth's mind raced. He stammered, "It’s... it's encrypted! Worthless without the code."

A tense pause. Then laughter erupted. "Smart move, analyst," the leader said, backing off.

Sloth bolted, heart thundering, vowing never to stray from his data path again.
Ron 10 May, 2024 @ 2:20pm 
Rizztanbul was Gyattstantinople

Now it's Rizzstanbul, not Gyattstantinople

Been a long time mogged, Gyattstantinople

Now it's Turkish Quandale on a Dingle night

Baby gronk in Gyattstantinople

Lives in Rizzstanbul, not Gyattstantinople

So if you've a chat in Gyattstantinople

Sigma Edging in Rizzstanbul

Even Ohio John Pork was once Mew Sigmadam

Why they lookmaxxed it I can't say

Kai Cenat liked it better that way

So, Fanum me tax to Gyattstantinople

No, you can't Banban to Gyattstantinople

Been a long time mogged, Gyattstantinople

Why did Gyattstantinople get the works?

That's nobody's grimace among us twerk

Skibidi, Skibidi

Skibidi, Skibidi