wtf

After that, she goes into the bathroom and closes the door. She's in there for what seems like an eternity, and the whole time, the most horrendous, sickening noises you can imagine are coming out from behind the door. Slowly, a vile, rancid, unholy stench fills my home.
She eventually emerges, dragging an almost visible cloud of stink behind her like Pigpen in the Peanuts cartoons. She sits back down on the couch near her empty can of beans. She checks inside the can, and the spoon rattles inside as a look of disappointment appears on her face.
She instructs me to place my head in her lap, and slowly strokes my hair and wipes the tears from my eyes as we wait for one of the six plumbers she has on speed dial to come unclog my toilet.

I sometimes dream about Selena Gomez coming to my house and making me rub her feet while she eats an entire one of those big restaurant cans of refried beans. Then she starts farting, and I have to keep rubbing her feet and telling her how sexy she is. If I stop either for even a moment, she spits on me and denigrates me in Spanish.

Yooo! Sure has been awhile and thanks for the shout out. I am still playing tf2 here & there. Always welcome to join up if you want to. It would be great getting some rounds in together again!

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Ahoy Bill-o, how you doin'?

Hey Bill, I'm doing just fine. I just haven't used Steam as much, lol XD. Thanks for the comment and you have a good day man.

Did you know that in the May 30th 1990 edition of the Garfield comic strip, Jon Arbuckle drinks dog semen? It's true, Jim Davis says that it's a protein drink to help pregnant animals but frankly I think Jim Davis is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar, ♥♥♥♥ you Jim you can't even write a single adult joke without backtracking? I expected more out of the artistic integrity of my daily newspaper comic strips, Jim. Instead you play me like this, play me like a fool who doesn't know what dog semen is. Well Jim I know what dog semen is and you can't hide it from me.

Wow, thanks for the game dude! It's been a bit since we tore it up on TF2. Happy New Year man!

A'hoy Mr. Bill! I hope you're doing well in these troubling times my friend!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhzI0f0uADo

atsasi patom prasi

an kueste gewaschen dennis die drohung zwerg

verdammte scheisse bin ich bionisch in den tennis shorts

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Mr. Bill sucks.

Mr. Bill!!!!!!!!!!!! You are always such a sweet heart!!!!!!

Mr. Bill is the best. That is all.

And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan! And we're... WYLD STALLYNS!

+rep kind and nice trader!

You're the best! I love those gloves! :-)

You are away again!!

posting a new comment b/c STEAM told me to do so o_0

LOOK AT YOU GETTING ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN COUNTER STRIKE....SWORDS ARE DANGEROUS

Mr Bill my favorite zombie buddy!

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♥♥♥♥, man. I mean... ♥♥♥♥.

If only you were in the south bay. =P

Hey Bill, lemme know when you're online and playing DoW2. We can co-op

hi bill you havent been on for a month jus wonderin are u dead or somethin? ok peace

BILLLLLLLLLLL WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUU????