Recent reviews by Zeether

Sex

WHO LET SHIGATAKE COOK THIS MUCH

"I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about anything else, I- My programming is just "GET THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY RIGHT NOW". It doesn't- There's no, like, "Oh, he's running? Oh, back off a little!", it's just THUMP THUMP THUMP until I get you." - Jeremy Elbertson

Don't buy Ride 1, this is a billion times better

WHY HAS THIS GAME CONSUMED ME SO

Get the Reunion mod.

The AI rubberbanding does get a bit out of hand even on easy mode, but I still love the look and feel of this game. Handling wise you just have to get used to it, the drifting is almost Ridge Racer like where you need to let off the gas and press it again, but you also have a handbrake that can be used for those hairpin turns (there are quite a few on the later tracks). Tweaking your car's aero and ERS (boost) are essential if you want to make it out there. Recommended if you can take the time to get familiar with the mechanics.

10 years in the joint etc

I AM THE CHOWDER MAN

I'm still in a dream.