Should really be doing other things than playing right now but oh well wtf

I'm going to create man and woman with orginal sin.
Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as
her child so I can be born. Once alive, I will kill
myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin
that I originally condemned you to.
Tah Dah!!!1!1!1

Go to work, send your kids to school
Follow fashion, act normal
walk on the pavement, watch T.V
Save for your old age, obey the law
Repeat after me: I am free...