drips swag like a broken faucet

+rep beautiful pic

+rep this guy gets it

+rep amazing sense

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

For all my life, or at least as long as I can remember, I have had an erection. Throughout every happy time, every sad moment, every memory has been shared with my massive 2-inch hard-on. It's always been there for me, never leaving me, always pointing me the right way onward. And now, I came across this profile and achieved the impossible. You killed my erection. You condemned it to a life of flaccidity, of nothingness. I have been weeping for the past hour over the death of my one true friend. You monster. You killed throbzilla.