i still remember this person's incredible rust spear throw video

the meat worm is coming for you

Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.

met this chap at a soirée in 1873, lovely fella

Love this guy met him at a charity do in 2007. Surprisingly friendly and down to earth

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Hypothetically, if you and i, two males, were to touch lips.
Would that be, based? Hypothetically.

"brandishing the lego in public will result in a harsh beating and 8 years in prison" - Ozzylad

-rep massive snake

+wep for high wank

did you know the in about 72% of countries...

>:(((((

omega gay lord

Tf was that comment on my photo? XD XD

+REP

/r/Theydidthemaths AM I RIGHT GUYS HAHAHA, take my upvote good sir, better yet takie my REDDIT GOLD

ALDIODER KIDS
GUIDA PAMPARAQUI
YBEDER RAN DEDER RAM
AUTRON MAY GON

ALDIODER KIDS
GUIDA PAMPARAQUI
YBEDER RAN DEDER RAM
FASTER DAN MAY BALLET

The person above me is gay! xD

i'll eat ur ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep Rudest player alive, nothing but racial abuse hurled at me the entire game and finally had the audacity to kick me because I didn't let him expose himself to me on cam. I begged him that I'm only 14 and my parents would find out since we only live in a 2 room house which results in them being in this same room but this heartless bastard doesn't care. He is an evil twisted person and he will willingly ruin your life it it benifits him. Avoid this psycho at all costs. PS he is a filthy 40 year old neckbeard with dorito dust all over his keyboard (yes, I seen it on cam). Don't fall for his charm when he whispers "mlady", just block and delete. He is a notorious scammer who YES LISTEN TO THIS he pays people to give him +rep because he is that much of a heartless filthy sweating neckbeard to do anything for himself.

I wanna be gay 'cause you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna savour it
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no! You getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
That ♥♥♥♥ was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absurd
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve ♥♥♥♥ with words?
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
Well, ditto, little ♥♥♥♥♥, but I'm not scared to show mine

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

Today day(x15)
By now(x15)
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, do do do do

Back beat, beat beat beat be at
Beat beat beat beat beat beat beat
I'm sure sure sure sure sure
Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure
I don't believe that anybody
Feels feels feels feel feel feel feels

And all the roads we have to walk are winding (do do do do...)
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding (do do do do...)
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how

Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall

Uoy ot kcab ti worht reven ll'yeht tub
Yad eht eb annog saw yadot
Od ot ton er'uoy tahw dezilaer
wohemos ev'dluohs uoy won yb
Od I yaw eht sleef
Ydobyna taht eveileb t'nod I
about you now

And all the roads that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how

this supreme pupper deserve many, many pets.
my borks go out to u

F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

Steam💻 was always a chance to waste☢ your cash💰💰..your time🕓 ..➧starting with so many useless levels🌠 and so many painted guns🔫 for c.strike👀..dota2👀..I can plant🌹 and defuze💇 a bomb💣 without waste cash💰💰💰 with so many painted guns🔫🔫 .. but many people🙏 judge U🎭 looking at your inventory💼..or disturb U😒 with trade offer😠..as market🏢 is always open📖..but not for all😭..once, a kid👶 told me😁 "I 'm a trader,👐 I don't✘ buy💰" and I told him👶 " well..I' m not✘ a trader👐..☛go find🔍 another people🙌 "

How long will it take you to find this?

Do you have one crack cocaine?

I will take Carlton, I'll start hitting you on the head with Carlton
I'll take Jazz, and go "AAH", I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start hitting you with Jazz
And I'll take Vivian, and I'll start beating you to death with Vivian!
And I'll pick up Geoffrey, and he'll be like "HAAA my ♥♥♥♥♥"
I'll throw him, Geoffrey, at you a million miles an hour and he'll be, "(?)"
And Geoffrey's coming at you at like a billion miles an hour
And Geoffrey grabs you and you both go into a volcano
And then it erupts in midair and a giant robot comes out of there and carries your melting corpse into the centre of the sun
Then the sun explodes and the entire galaxy collapses
It turns out the whole galaxy was inside of a dinosaur's eye
Then I go up behind the dinosaur and slit its throat
Shoot it in the head and then bring it back from the dead
And make you eat your brussel sprouts
And then I will make you a millionaire
And then I will spend all your money on crack and die

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest

- =rep

Merry Christmas! o/

-rep the ultra nerd

+rep Thank you for using http://testx-steam.c5game.com/groups/fh_trading_bots ! Hope to trade with you again soon!

give your meat a good ol rub

+rep, SUPERB trader, friendly, and negotiable

+rep for being sexy

Merry Christmas!

there is cake here

+rep

+rep

There is no spork

Electrical spoons

+rep fast abd nice trader

+rep Awsom trader :)

+rep: cool trader with good, negotiable prices

+rep great trader