Recent reviews by slick mick

I'm just here for the badge thing.

Game is pretty good though.

Truly an amazing experience, unparalelled by any survival-themed game the past, the future and the "now" has ever seen. The unmatched thrill of being chased down by 3 half-naked males wielding besaball bats and green ushankas is something no other game could ever offer. The immense suspense of entering a military building, wondering if the enemies inside are five or fifty, the extraordinary accomplishment of finding raw cereal under a table and the fantabulously amazible orgasmic reaction you may or may not get when you find your first Mosin.

All in all, DayZ Standalone has found its place in history as the only alternate reality in which you can truly beat the French.