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2 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
i want a refund
Posted 1 January, 2025. Last edited 1 January.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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5,337.5 hrs on record (5,157.8 hrs at review time)
The release of Counter-Strike 2 will be looked back on in the future as a tale of Valve betraying one of the most important icons and communities in competitive gaming history. In a sickly calculated and manipulative tale of corporate greed, where NOBODY wins but Valve. The deception and theft on the part of Valve today only grows sicker, being swiftly covered up by mainstream gaming information outlets and the masses of short attention span tiktok gamers of 2024 who don't know better (and aren't a voice for the counter strike community we trusted Valve to care for), as Valve tactfully slithers and swims between the currently immature digital rights and laws around the world (particularly EU regulations which Valve has been infringing upon regularly), even breaking them where repercussions are unlikely or outright not severe enough to deter Valve in their mission.

Counter Strike: Global Offensive, a game not without its flaws, yet holding the title as the best and most important competitive shooter was STOLEN from millions of consumers who paid. In a selfish and deceptive move by valve to manipulate masses, the game that we knew and loved, the game that brought me to the steam platform, was "updated" by the inferior product that CS2 is. A game that comes with less features, less gamemodes, less maps, less tweakability (for god's sake we still can't change bob or left/right hand? I feel like a FOOL for thinking these were just oversights by valve during the beta), is less performant, stutters and suffers from framerate drops on modern machines, DURING MAJORS?
and could you guess, with all the things valve took from us, could you guess what they'd keep? that's right, THE REVIEWS from an entirely different game, an entirely different edition of counter strike, that for some reason, are now reviews of CS2? a completely different game? A sick move that valve knows would fly over the masses who don't know better, who aren't the professionals, the educators, the players with massive wealths of knowledge and experience in Counter Strike. Because that's not where the money is. The money is no longer there where used to lie the counter strike community, rather the new generation of children that Valve sees no problem with manipulating into gambling and this disgusting lootbox mechanic plaguing modern games.

Bringing Counter Strike to Source 2 was an opportunity to bring amazing new life into an ageing shooter. An opportunity to start a new era of competitive gaming. Bigger, brighter, more fair, easier to love. Better for everyone, the players, the mappers, community servers and gamemodes (who by the way have been completely disregarded by valve). Yet somehow this game caters to none of that. If anything, it caters to the cheaters, who seem to have a much easier time in CS2.

Valve went out of their way to make CS:GO as cumbersome and inconvenient to use and figure out as humanely possible in 2024. Even hosting your own server to play with friends has been intentionally made as cumbersome as possible. The server browser has now been completely removed. Somehow Counter Strike: Source remains more functional than the defiled state CS:GO has been left in. Better yet, the same seems to apply for Condition Zero.

I want my money back, the money I paid to play CS:GO, a game that has since been stolen from me, and any money I had been manipulated into spending while I was a child on cases/lootboxes, something that remains valve's primary money making tactic in this game, the number of nations declaring this illegal, ever growing.

I wish the best for Counter-Strike 2. These problems are more than teething issues, these problems are intentional acts of greed and negligence. Maybe some day I'll be able to play the game I loved so much again. As of right now, CS2 is not an acceptable replacement, it should have never aspired to be a replacement. CS2 should have aspired to be bigger and better, yet out of cowardice, Valve opts to replace the competition. To replace it with the game they knew is still a beta, is still inferior, is rampant with bugs, and lacks features.

You won Valve.

update: nothing's changed
update 2: im on top of the line modern hardware and this game still stutters ON A 9800X3D
Posted 13 April, 2024. Last edited 10 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.0 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
i was pleasantly surprised to see the return of cuisine royale, the game as it was that brought this title to the table, long before any of the, for lack of better words, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that tainted this title for what seems like the longest time now (abilities, that went too far beyond the tasteful goofiness this game was built around, and rampant p2w). this return has sparked a love and interest only further fueled by the nostalgia of what this game used to be.
The only shortcoming, and this is unfortunately a big one, single-handedly dictating my decision to not recommend this game, is the matchmaker filled with bots. deceptively counting them as players in the playercounter. queue times in this game are nearly instant, usually a convenience to players, only in this game right now you are met with a matchmaker with no more than what, 12? real players? how can we even know. ditch the bots. this game has always been a smaller title with a loyal fanbase. ditch the bots, none of us mind waiting up to a few minutes to get into a lobby with only real players. I'd wait 10 minutes if it meant a real match-up.
get rid of the bots and that'll be my thumbs up.

also fix the damn radio stations i've reinstalled and tried everything but nothing other than the preloaded tracks will consistently work.
Posted 23 March, 2024. Last edited 23 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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10.5 hrs on record
I have some 80 minutes in this game and I can already say that this is the best 5$ I have ever spent. The laughs that can be had at 5 am are genuine and endless.
Posted 14 March, 2020. Last edited 22 May, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
80.0 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
ビーン・バタルズ最高
Posted 10 July, 2019. Last edited 19 October, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
71.5 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Game is hardcore and unforgiving due to the weighty feeling and realistic handling. Lots of fun to be had mastering the steep learning curve.
I'd still expect having access to full content in a 60$ game, kind of disappointing that these things come paid when they were free in previous versions of the game. A major step back.
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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712.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is fantastic, heaps of fun. I haven't play the original Risk of Rain but getting into 2 was smooth. It's especially fun with friends. Reminds me a lot of Left 4 dead 2, lots of crazy hoards and hectic fighting.
Posted 30 March, 2019.
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