Recent reviews by TheBearWithTheHat

Venom's booty

DO NOT BUY FOR GTA ONLINE
It is all modders who are going unchecked. Do not buy shark cards or waste your time, GTA Online is filled with children who use mods to ruin the game. Only buy for single player mode

I love getting destroyed by people who have no lives and can one shot me. Can't just have a level playing field, Nope. EA ruins another series. Don;t waste your money.

Thheeeeee iron ore connects to the... furnace! The furnace connects to the... gear thing the gear thing connects to the transport belt the transport connects to the....

The potential in this game is great, but the developers need to listen to community feedback if they want it to last and thrive into many expansions. There is a lot of freedom in terms of design, but when it comes to functionality of a zoo, problems arise. Time passes too fast even on the lowest setting. Every two seconds is a day, meaning it can take days for your Keeper to feed your animals, even if you place the Keeper hut, food bowls, and food toys near each other. Keepers just stroll while your animals starve to death. They prioritize refilling food toys rather than the bowls, and they don't take an efficient path. Animals breed way too much. Everything needs to be able to put on a grid, including barriers.

It's fun to build, but the management part is in need of a lot of work still.

Paradox is obsessed with endlessly releasing paid DLC. There's over 40 for this game alone!

Why not consolidate? Because greed.

This DLC model with be the death of this studio

This game is Early Acess, so I didn't go in expexting much. What I found is a ver promising platform for a game concept that is fun and new. Right now, balance issues make design just okay, but once they get all the issues soreted, I can tell it wil be hours of fun. Not to say it has not been already! Some people seem to forget using baisc strategy to win, and insit on chraging right into an open feild with no support. It is a team based game (at the moment, maybe 1v1 or FFA modes later?) so if your team sucks, don't expect to win.

Terrible. Near unplayable, and abandonded, Avoid this like the plauge.

The alpha iss glitchy, but still awesome. Can't wait to see how it progresses.

NEW EDIT: Abandonware, DO NOT BUY!

Screw you, Doublefine. See if I ever buy a game from yall again.