CSGO in a nutshell:
-Open's game
-Buys case's
-400 blues later
-Search's for casual

Finds:
Kid spamming dank memes music
Russian guy yelling at kid
9 year old asking for skins
Russian guy yelling at 9 year old
Russian guy clutches last round then dies to bomb
Russian guy yells "I still have knife so fu*k you" and leaves match

Here's what you learn and get with Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, for free!

- Rage simulator 2016
- Study Russian Language without living in Russia
- Learn how to spend hundreds of dollars on a virtual knife that doesn't exist outside your monitor
- First-hand experience of schizophrenia
- Become bipolar
- Gain a habit of changing mouse every month
- Search 144Hz monitors
- Learn whats the best way to break keyboards
- Learn a 14 years old is going to ♥♥♥♥ you
- Next learn he is going to kill your family
- Think about what your kitchen knife would look like if it was put into the game
- Realize that you are going insane
- Lose several matches and get angry
- Try to relax and join another game
- Finally start winning
- Then start losing because your teammates cant keep it up
- Rage
- Punch the desk like its your arch enemy
- Bite your shirt
- Realize that you are really going insane
- Think of whats happening to you
- You have become a monster
- Find out its because of the game
- Something tells you it is best to uninstall the game
- Promise yourself you wont play it again
- After a few days you get back to normal life
- After some time you hear there's an update
- You pretend like you are not interested
- Think what could possibly go wrong if you start playing again
- Promise yourself you wont rage and go crazy again
- Install the game
- Repeat the list

Congratulations! You have successfully became a CS:GO player.