+rep carried me through argos!

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+rep carried me through flame fox yoho! edit: thanks for the reward stranger!

tree marry me when (no ♥♥♥♥ tho 😳)

ok lol yesterday i was walking down my dorm hallway and this chinese guy (from the international academy ) walked around the corner and we ran into each other. i tried to say sorry but he got really mad and his friend standing behind him was also trying to calm him down. after he cursed at me in chinese, he pulled out his katana and threatened to destroy me but luckily I was able to use my extensive knowledge of chinese martial arts (from avatar the last airbender) to defend myself and parry his attack by disarming him and holding the katana to his throat. his friend was so terrified that he acted like that and he went on to thank me for my help in keeping him in check. he told me his name, and you wouldn't believe who it was. albert einstein

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. It reminded me of this one time I was walking down the street with this guy name ABCDE. We saw this guy talking to a girl, and he was brandishing his katana, trying to look cool. Well, the girl looked really uncomfortable, so I went and punched the katana dude in the face. She cheered and everone around us started clapping. That girls name? ShinyLAN

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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This guy gives a good succ

Happy Easter friend!

Guten Scheisse my friend!

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