Recent reviews by Carolingian Bitch

I genuinely don't know how to voice my disappointment properly. Took an hour just to get on the menu and have it accept my username, though even after that the struggle did not stop. Unable to open the friends menu after any amount of restarts, randomly moonwalking when not pressing any movement keys, and my grenades being bodyblocked by a random teammate who doesn't even make visual contact with the grenade are all little treats you too can experience if you touch this. The games time to kill and gunplay is extremely enjoyable, but at the cost of the stress and perseverance necessary just to get into a single lobby (not even with friends), makes the whole ordeal entirely worthless. I really wanted to like this game but I can not support the sorry state of the game.

Also, why does it use its own launcher? And what does Farm 51 mean by 'we dont know how to stop the authorization error'? You DESIGNED the error code my guy.

If you have 3 hours to spare and want only 15 minutes of it to play games, this is the game for you :)

Calling down a resupply pod on top of my friend because I'm blind, my friend thinks I'm not stupid enough to do it on accident and gets mad that I killed him on purpose at the end of the mission. Alas, I am just stupid. I'm sorry Eric.

Now I'm not saying making a pit of -70C chlorine gives me the happy brain chemical, but when my dupes annoy me and I just toss them in there for a cycle to die, I feel my depression being cured a death at a time.

Be me, queue with a friend, dominate kids, make it to top 8, find a Dodge Challenger, drive said Dodge Challenger, circle closing in, stop at Big Works, hear fighting, drive slowly, teleport out of car and run myself over while still controlling car, friend revives me, my guns are gone, final 6, 2v2v2, pick up VSS, kill 2 and then get drowned in lava. TABG/10.