I accidentally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my own ass with my big fat ♥♥♥♥, does that make me gay? I was just taking a shower and slipped on my anal beads, my ♥♥♥♥ went right up my ass. As I was struggling to get it out I fell on my phone that was playing the gay porn I was watching, No ♥♥♥♥, And my fat ass cracked the screen. And now i'm just sitting here questioning if i'm now gay.

Chris, I've finally found found you after all these years. Last I heard you took Columbus Day off from school and never saw you again.

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I can’t bring myself to remove my Kamala 2024 bumper sticker off my Prius. Something in my chest tightens, like I’m about to tug loose a memory that still means too much. It’s ridiculous how emotional a bit of vinyl on a car can make me, but it feels like peeling off hope itself. Hope I held onto during a time when every headline felt like a punch and every Trump rant made the world feel meaner, smaller, and so much hate. That sticker isn’t just a sticker; it’s a little promise I made to myself that things could be kinder, smarter, inclusive. And taking it off feels like I’d be letting Trump win one more tiny battle in my own heart. So it stays, because removing it would hurt way more.

*huffs* pathetic.

I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and ♥♥♥♥♥ lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.