Recent reviews by Witchfinder General

RIP Stompy

Whether people are happy about it or not, Overwatch is still one of the best hero shooters still standing. TF2 is a shell of itself, Apex Legends tried and failed, Paladins tried and failed, Valorant tried and failed, Concord failed right out the gate. Marvel Rivals might be a contender if they can figure what the word "optimization" means.

It's fun; Shame I had to buy a whole new rig to play it.

Now remaster The Simpsons: Hit And Run and my childhood will be complete.

I was conflicted on whether or not to buy the costumes, but then I realized they're available for your viewing pleasure in the wardrobe section of DOA Central, rotation et all. Just pull them up and stare at them creepily as the rotation activates the character's jiggle physics. Lord knows that's what I did.

Now all I need are the characters. Hooray for smart shopping!

They wanna keep the stress in
Their money and greed
But happiness, oh, I know it seems
Don't trust the Epic
Just be alive
Let it shine from the Steam list
Let it shine through the night
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Can't hold it down
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Epic wanna keep it down
They can't hold it down
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
They can't keep it
They can't keep it down