How The Little Piggies Will Grunt When They Hear How The Old Boar Suffered

"I once carried out my own personal form of stigmata on an Italian. I pushed his face up against a trench and shoved a six-inch nail up his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nose and I hammered it home with a duckboard. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ biblical, mate."⠀