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I offer to buy him a new power supply to fix his pc so he can play again
offers me a deal- if I quit csgo till he fixes his pc (which I would pay for) he'd play with me
BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAL 2k16
we jump out of plane right before it crashes into tower
we break our spleens landing on ground
we run from new york to california
we get caught by hippies
"peace love give us your african child weed peace"
"no, its OUR african child weed" we say
we beat the hippies to death with our african child weed
we're now criminals
the cops catch us
the cops say
"thank you for killing the hippies they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck"
we give the cops some of our african child weed
we all smoke weed together
"maybe other flesh makes good weed too"
we kill the cops and smoke their flesh like weed
its good
we take our flesh weed
"i hear australia has some good weed"
so we go to australia
we ask
"wheres the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weed"
the australians ignore
we go inland to look for elusive australian weed
we get eaten alive by giant spiders
"why did we come to australia to look for weed"
we get out of spider
we swim to north korea
and get brutally raped by kim jong un
rikka here
took my hand
and said
"m9 come with me to africa we can get some dank weed there"
so
i say
"ok m90 lets go get some african weed"
we swim across the ocean to africa
we go to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ village
we say "give us your weed"
all the african children say
"check your privelege ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we dont have weed"
so we kill the african kids
we smoke their flesh instead of weed
but it feels the same as weed
is african weed made out of african child flesh?
maybe
so we go back to american on high elo plane
we sneak our african child flesh weed on to high elo plane
we get the little bags of airplane peanuts
we dont eat them cuz they taste like ♥♥♥♥
high elo plane crashes into low elo twin towers
bush did 9/11 confirmed
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I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games
I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given
"GabeN is love" I say, "GabeN is life"
My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to GabeN
I called him a peasant
He rages and leaves the room
I'm crying now that people can be so stupid
I sit next to my PC and it's really hot
Something is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's GabeN
I'm so happy
He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet"
He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands
I'm ready
I open my wallet for GabeN
He starts taking the money
It hurts but I do it for games
I can feel my finances flying away
I try to resist the urge
I want to please GabeN
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games
My roommate walks in
GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us"
GabeN jumps out my window
GabeN is love, GabeN is LIFE.
| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., _.
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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“|(@ )(@ )****(@ ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII
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╠╬╬╬╣ ATE MY CHOCOLATE!!
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