Steam Community :: ExplosiveCake

Miguelthegamer 3 Apr @ 8:43pm

♥ Rules for Cake ♥

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 😴

Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.😪

Eat at least two meals a each day.🍖

Eat one healthy snack each day. 🥞

No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 😿

No lying to Daddy. 🤠

ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.🥴

You must compliment yourself at least once per day.🥵

Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!😵‍💫

No drinking without permission.😤

No Drugs. 🤬

You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-👿

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment. 😈

Ding 🛎 31 Mar @ 4:15pm

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER F-ER THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

Ding 🛎 23 Mar @ 1:55pm

♥ Rules for Cake ♥

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 😴

Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.😪

Eat at least two meals a each day.🍖

Eat one healthy snack each day. 🥞

No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 😿

No lying to Daddy. 🤠

ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.🥴

You must compliment yourself at least once per day.🥵

Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!😵‍💫

No drinking without permission.😤

No Drugs. 🤬

You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-👿

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment. 😈

Ding 🛎 23 Mar @ 1:54pm

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dodoe 21 Mar @ 10:05am

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Miguelthegamer 9 Mar @ 4:49pm

(Holds out delicious-looking cupcake) Do you want this cake?

dodoe 7 Mar @ 9:17am

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