So far, I am three for three on my reviews. thanks for the compliment on my profile. Hope my frustrations helped you avoid wasting more time on a game that I felt is not worth people's time (or money) ultimately.

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║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ￥☆★☆★☆￥★☆★☆￥★☆￥

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Merry Christmas!!

Title: A Hero’s Hoe and the Final Deliverance

Kingdom Come,
Kingdoms go,
Deliver unto them
This legendary hoe.

Seek the next kingdom,
Where winds meet,
Carrying the tales
Of drunken knights and staunch elite.

A joust, a quest, a chaotic spree,
From KCD2's fields to fantasy,
Where chocobos dance and warriors cry,
A saga for the ages,
A final deliverance to thy.

Raise thine hoe, ye peasants and kings,
Sing of the hoe that did mighty things!

And don’t forget China’s gacha,
It’s a real head-scratcher—
Grab a Hi-Potion
Of the highest stature!

Obligatory fair use warning:
Do not let it be final—
♥♥♥♥ man, it's right there in the title!

I will kill you and the Night!

There was 10 bucks here, now it's gone.