Recent reviews by Davis

Overwatch 3? No thanks.

I dislike when devs silently abandon projects. please update your EA statement.

Thank you for making a version of Noita for dumb dumbs like me. Maybe less chemistry n stuff, but the commitment to physics tickles my very being. So much entertainment wrapped up in a highly optimized package!

Your AI use is bad and you should feel bad.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I wanted to just have a nice battlefield again, but noooo. We aren't allowed to have nice things. I can handle the bugs, and even the terrible job of putting in patches that leads to more issues than they solve. But for the love of god if you're gonna use AI to assist development you need to at least have a human check ♥♥♥♥ over. Expecting us to pay money for something I could fart out of my ass is insane.

Priority edit: Y'all need to fire Randy right away. Dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keeps running his mouth despite being objectively wrong. Do not let me catch his dumb ass in the streets.

Edit: Updates have introduced more and more coop bugs. Now people can't check my Maurice vendor, challenges are unable to be completed as a group, only being given to the person who does the final hit/specific interaction. The switch 2 version has been cancelled. Vex's stupid acid skull is stuck permanently spinning around me making the most annoying noise known to mankind. Vile splitter enemies have tiny points you have to shoot to get them out of I-phase, but they are always jumping and flailing their legs so no smg, assault, or shotgun can hit them EVER. Contract bounties don't spawn. My mouse disappears when using the shift menu, the only menu to do so. This is insane. Randy should have just let the devs cook longer on this and I wholesale think it is exclusively his fault the game is in this buggy state. While I like the gunplay and don't mind playing solo, the whole entire gods damned point of the game has always been coop. Premium game for premium gamers on premium hardware my hairy 455.

I DONT NEED MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMG AMMO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOT GAME ENGINE. ALL I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GET WHILE USING ANY AMMO IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMG AMMO. THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID. HOW DO YOU FAIL TO EXECUTE A MECHANIC YOU HAVE HAD FOR 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECADES. WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUSH THIS OUT EARLY, COULD HAVE JUST USED THE TIME TO BETA TEST AND MAKE SURE IT WASNT FORCE FEEDING ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMG AMMO. BOSSES DROP NOTHING BUT BLUE AND GREEN, HOW DO YOU ♥♥♥♥ THIS UP.

"A real fan would make $80 work" shut the hell up randy, a real dev would make a game that isn't an insanely buggy mess at launch after pushing for an early release date. Idiot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CEO chucklenut turdlet.

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love the game, ♥♥♥♥ ubisoft's ♥♥♥♥ ass launcher and ♥♥♥♥ the guillemot family. hope they choke on a turd collectively

The transition from final beta to 1.0 barely changed anything. With some games that is not a problem, but unfortunately for this one it is. The early access immediately had all the arcana (weapons) that they were ever going to add, minus a select few. The few maps they made in early access were apparently was all there was going to be. After a lengthy period of EA and changing nothing, suddenly throwing it into 1.0 with barely any arcana additions, but a huge portion of bugs still around is a terrible look. What also kills it is WoL 1 has many more arcana, more maps, more bosses, and just a much more complete gameplay loop. I was super excited initially seeing WoL2 leave EA, thinking that finally the game wouldn't feel half-baked, and I would have new stuff to do and a story to care about. But nope, none of that. Others report achievements and some boss fights to still be broken, which I can't verify cos 1.0 isn't worth replaying. Also dropping a hotfix and labeling it as a "major update" seems like a way to set player expectations that you won't actually be improving gameplay, just bugs. As it stands, just play WoL1, make them regret leaving this half done.

I should not be struggling to run this at 1440p on a 4080 super and 9950X3D. This game looks like dog eggs, worse than rise and world. Locations that used to be fine are now impossible to run at high end, and I refuse to play this at low end with how bad it looks. Capcom needs to get their ♥♥♥♥ together on this, fast.

Mad cringe

Edit 7/22/2025: WOW, you made games great again so much that you unlaunched your game, and immediately laid off more people just like CoD?? You definitely weren't like those publishers/devs, I'm so glad you took the time to reassure us of that!

Some codex entries refuse to open upon collection, way too open ended level design, and clunky combat are just some of the shortcomings of this game. Captions not matching audio, storyline voice lines triggering at the wrong time, and poorly made enemy spawn triggers are the rest. Good thing I got this for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ $4, or this would have been a waste of money. Has DLSS for some reason??? Dunno who needs that when the minimum requirements are supposedly a GTX 470 or higher, a card that literally cannot use DLSS. Feels like they wanted to be the cool-kid boomer-shooter on the block, and got so wrapped up in their idea of themselves they forgot to actually put in polish.

Actually, it was a waste of $4. I got a refund.