y u no blood bowl?

Now that we've had a week to in shape, I figure It's time we start up a competition.

So I'm happy to announce the Total Gorefest Grand Slam tournament. It'll be a grand slam (round-robin followed by single elimination), with the winner taking home a sizable prize pool and, more importantly, a beautiful-if somewhat slimy-trophy.
The Tournament will have eight players (so seven slots are open) and, as a bonus rule; each player must run a different race. Since I've already greedily taken a slot, I'll wait until last to pick my race, and then randomly select from the remaining possible teams.

To claim a slot and a race, post here.