Tools that fight crime

To be a member and maybe welcomed, you must be the following:

-Used and abused
-A tool! (you have no say, neither do the admins)
-Must be useful for at least 2 situations. e.g A hammer can be used to build or kill things.
-Can only be found in a Tool bucket (not a toolbox)
-Does not think for itself
-Likes to cake, not be a cake
-Only useful at melee distance (Thats right nailgun, you can ♥♥♥♥ off)
-Not sharp, must be blunt and ignorant.
-Must be made in CHINA, No European trash tools here!