National Association for the Advancement of Fat People

Stand up all fat men

Stand up straight

Stand up because no chair can hold your weight

If God created us to be so big

That's proof

He must be a big fat pig

God's really flabby with an ass so wide

His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside

God's man boobs are flabby and they hurt when he jogs

And the back of God's neck looks like a pack of hot dogs


NAAFP Anthem!