Lesser Dog

You barely lifted your hand and Lesser Dog got excited.
Lesser Dog is barking excitedly.
You lightly touched the Dog.
You pet the Dog. It raises its head up to meet your hand.
You pet the Dog. It was a good Dog.
Lesser Dog is overstimulated.
You pet the Dog. Its excitement knows no bounds.
Critical pet! Dog excitement increased.
You have to jump up to pet the Dog.
You don't even pet it. It gets more excited.
Lesser Dog shows no signs of stopping.
There is no way to stop this madness.
Lesser Dog enters the realm of my butts.
You call the Dog but it is too late. It cannot hear you.
You can reach Lesser Dog again
You pet Lesser Dog.
Lesser Dog is lowering.
It's possible that you may have a problem.
Lesser Dog is learning to read.
Lesser Dog is whining because it can't see you.
Lesser Dog is unpettable but appreciates the attempt.
Hello There
Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much.
It continues.
Lesser Dog is questioning your choices.
Lesser Dog is beyond your reach.
Lesser Dog has gone where no Dog has gone before.

░▄▀▄▀▀▀▀▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░
░█░░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░░▄░
█░░▀░░▀░░░░░▀▄▄░░█░█
█░▄░█▀░▄░░░░░░░▀▀░░█
█░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░▄▄░░▄▄▄▄░░▄▄░░█░
░█░▄▀█░▄▀░░█░▄▀█░▄▀░
░░▀░░░▀░░░░░▀░░░▀░░░