My Real name is Allan I joined this groupd many years ago and at that time operated IG-Gaming ad servers. 2 years ago I became homeless wich I still at this time pretty much the same... All you old school will remeber me as DAWG anyways, I took 7 dogs in a 06 ford focus around the united states seing all but maybe 10 states twice being homeless. I know sit in soiux falls southe dakota at a super 8 with nada. the stories I could tell here would amaze and scare. i am working my way back in to society slowly or tommorow could me my last day.
get ahold a me owner . i know ya remeber me. love ya man

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The lighthouse bulb that is normally spinning at all directions in my head (mythird eye) seems to be broken :( ♥♥♥♥ my life, but if not being able to ♥♥♥♥ my life: fix my lighthouse instead Thanks!

It seems ta be an early spring where i live, and the mosquitos have begun to come out in droves. Now I have been freeballin for many ah years, not once have I ever been bitten on my scrot in that time... untill today. FML for very ichy balls.

Got fired from a job because a coworker called HR on me when they heard me say ♥♥♥♥... I work in a non climate controled warehouse... FML!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers are down.. FML

I got ♥♥♥♥ on by a bird today...FML!!!!!!!

Bloodseeker ulti then force staff me
FML

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMY1uAdShh3krbe-wFNgioA Looking for People that might wanna help. And also if you can sub and send this to others ill be sure to repay you

*crickets in the background*

AND THERES ONE IN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ GROUP F.M.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Sit In A Server Full Of Bronies With No Doubt OF LEAVING F.M.L!!!!!!!!

X ten sentences of wisdom X
1. The heroic job isn't always the glorious one.
2. You learn something new everyday.
3. Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥, and then you die.
4. If you still have your life, you haven't lost everything.
5. What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.
6. Have force to back up your words.
7. It's not a fight if you don't fight back.
8. It's okay to make mistakes if you learn from them.
9. There is no such thing as a perfect being.
10. There is no such thing as trickery in a fight.

After 10 years of living in a fantasy, life has begun kicking me in the balls.... FML

PS3 froze before I coulde defeat a Boss... FML http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Realizing all women go for the bad guys, you're mom single-handedly raised you to be a good guy.....only, women never go for good guys. So naturally you dont get nothing but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ end of the stick, remain alone, grow old and die miserably.

Whoop-de-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-doo.

Yeah, FML

i will turn 18 next month and i never had a girfriend, i dont know what to do with my life, i have no reallife friends, i want to kill myself and dont have the balls to do it, and gaming isnt even fun anymore.... yep FML

Sit next to someone who smokes crack..... FML

i transformed to a box
fml

yesterday steam had a sudden heart attack(HUUUUGEEEEEE LAAGGG SPIKKEEEE!!!) FML...

He can't get it up.. FML

Hm.... intresting.....

named my m4a4 "mikasa", fml

Got done watching all the good anime, FML
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my cousin said i sound like a goat when i laugh
fml xD

I forgot how to aim. FML

On top of that, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... power cuts off during middle of league match. FML

Finding out that someone you thought was a friend has been lying to you straight up to your face about things you knew they were lying about. Calls you a friend, but then treats you like ♥♥♥♥. Continues to lie just to try and get some videogame recommendations. FML... right to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell...

Brother may of realized I like Vocaloid.
FML.

I started playing this really cool idling server on Tf2, and i got hooked on !thirdperson view so now i cant play Tf2 the right way anymore and also suck at it! FFFFFFFFFFFML

I will sell you this cat that will make Coffee for you at only at the cost of A SOUL OF 1 BABY DOLPHIN!! Call now and you will get a bloody coffeemaker! Call 189-289-1543 @TheCoffeeMakerCartoons™ + shipping and handling and a photo of your naked body.
Have Fun!
(Offer by THECOFFEEMAKER)

Sister finding out i'm a brony because my brother told her, FML.

Just so you know next year is going to be a death to the face knife year 2x Fml.

Fml Moement: ladies at my school hate blackmen and try evrey singile punching move they can to dispose of me Fml.

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MY FIRST (RANDOM) COMMENT HERE :D (p.s. feel free to add me on steam)

So a few weeks ago, my friends and I were super bored. It was the weekend so we had nothing to do at all. In the end, we descided to get some blue strobe lights and a megaphone from the party store downtown and drive around pretending we were undercover cops. The first person we pulled over, was and actual undercover cop. ♥♥♥♥ my life.

MY ♥♥♥ FRIEND GOT ME BAN AT MY FAV TTT SERVER ON GMOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ MY LIFE ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

life aint always golden when you have a terabyte of porn

Posted an fml :p

F*ck my life man :(

so today i'm going to angermanagement for the first time in ages because its mandatory for my summary probation, the night before that i stayed up all night watching One Piece so i never got any sleep, by the time i needed to leave i was happy and ready to start the day for some apparent reason, until i get on the bus, i'm on my way to the probation office when i fall asleep on the bus, got robbed for my bus pass and got kicked off the bus for sleeping (weird). Whats worse is i didnt make it to angermanagement on time ( i was an hour late for falling asleep and had to catch another bus that took me completely off course) and i got put on formal probation........ *FACEPALM* FML

At school today we had an intruder drill and I told this hot chick that if we didnt make it out alive i wanted her to know I love her, but then we were told it was a drill I lost any chance I ever had with her so FML.

got fined 500$ for pety theft, angermanagement, and community service, i soooooooo belong in my house on this computer. NEET's unite!

Got sunburn FML

who, what, when, where

i dont know how to say but .... i got a gun!

Playing some Dota 2 and in the middle of a critical team fight. As the fight reaches its height, my laptop blacks out. When it comes to, the desktop is showing with the game icon flashing at the bottom of the screen. When I click on the icon to get back into the game, I'm dead along with my four other teammates. I absolutely lose my ♥♥♥♥, and apparently swore so loudly and repeatedly that I woke up multiple family members even from my basement FML

Luckily we won the match though, so all is well that ends well. Also my mic was off.

My other computer just got 28 ounces of water spilled on it. Did I mention it belogs to a University?FML -.-