Meanwhile, in Abiotic Factor...

Mustachio Jones: *returns to base* "...where's our couch?"
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: "I'm scrapping it."

[1:30 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: brb my anus is bleeding

[5:31 PM]
a victim of stars #legdebt: it was real funny
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ valve why am i invisible

[5:35 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: because
and I say this with love
you're made out of dark matter and you don't interact with the visible light spectrum

[5:35 PM]
a victim of stars #legdebt: ban

[5:36 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: it's not my fault you can only be detected gravitationally!

[5:41 PM]
FiveAgainst1: this is the content i come here for

Professor Phobos — 6:53 PM
No but I did ♥♥♥♥ with it and now Hunt is stuttering

[2:43 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
i now write a missive from my new place
the computer is in its temporary accomodations as i have to build the desk still

[2:43 PM]
Admiral Juulslop:
have you taken a dump in it yet

[2:44 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
nope

[2:44 PM]
Admiral Juulslop:
not truly a home yet

[2:44 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
i also don't feel at home until certain biological milestones are completed

[3:31 PM]
President Rex:
It's not truly a home until you've laid an egg in it

[3:50 PM]
Admiral Juulslop:
The T-Rex, famously, ♥♥♥♥♥ eggs

[4:34 PM]
President Rex:
dropping kids off at the pool

[6:53 PM]
Mustachio Jones:
i know this is the pot calling the kettle black
but
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[6:53 PM]
Mustachio Jones:
you guys are nerds

[4:34 PM]
konphujun:
Are there any good free apps for books for like a nook

[5:28 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
OverDrive and ManyBooks
also the B&N Nook app has a lot of free books

[5:28 PM]
konphujun:
thank you phobos

[5:29 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
i think it's important to support someone like you, learning to read

[10:22 AM]
konphujun: Joe if you die can I have your depression

[10:22 AM]
Admiral Joeslop: No I'm taking it to the grave with me

[8:25 PM]
Captain Athena:
>:(
raid this ass
how abotu that

[8:25 PM]
Uncouth Joseph:
ew

[8:25 PM]
Captain Athena:
can u even find ur butt joe

[8:25 PM]
Uncouth Joseph:
yeah it's rubbing against your window right now

[8:25 PM]
Captain Athena:
so that's what craters on the moon look like

[7:48 PM]
MightyPotatoKing:
try fingers
but hole

[Yesterday, 3:43 PM]
Felonious Joe:
I had a sticky poop today and thought of you. This is your legacy.

[3:43 PM]
MightyPotatoKing:
i'm ok with this

[5:38 PM]
konphujon:
how to descale a keurig
oh ♥♥♥♥ you windows

[5:39 PM]
konphujon:
this is not my google search bar

[7:51 PM]
Professor Phobos:
well not everyone can get started on genocide from a young age

We have a Discord BTW. Ask someone in chat for a link.

[5:36 PM]Admiral Joeslop
No ring.

[5:45 PM] Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
what

[5:46 PM] Admiral Joeslop:
(it looks like a certain gentleman's behind, as it is agape)

[5:46 PM] Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
...

[5:47 PM] Admiral Joeslop:
from the Christmas Islands

[5:51 PM] LambdaKnight:
That's a stretch.

[5:52 PM] MightyPotatoKing:
yeah, but it only stretches so far

[5:55 PM] A Victim of Stars #legdebt+:
i hate this

[6:30 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
christalmightyI lose focus and short term memory but until today I've never forgotten what I was talking about while talking about it

[6:32 PM]
Flatrack:
Did something happen (meds, lack of sleep, etc) or do you fear it's old age getting to you?

[6:32 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
Well Flat
I'm high as ♥♥♥♥

[9:14 PM]
MightyPotatoKing:
it takes forever to get wood

[4:33 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
the dog wanted a mozzarella stick and I said "you can't have a mozzarella stick, joe"
instead of the dog's name
this like, just happened

[4:34 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
I'm not sure how I should feel about this

"I walked out of storage where I walked past Bacon Legs'... well, legs." - A Victim of Stars

[3:03 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
My phone just autocorrected "regular" to "tegular" and I don't know what to think about that

[3:04 PM]
MightyPotatoKing:
earlier today, i typed "aboit" and it didn't have "about" as an option
i don't know what else "aboit" could be

[3:05 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1464184259786702161/49CFBCF6DEF0D09D051C0140ADDFB3F6AA8D5467/

King we gotta have a talk buddy

[3:06 PM]
MightyPotatoKing:
uh
uhhh
bye

[6:54 PM]MightyPotatoKing: i've committed genocide twice so far

0II8R-5G9QG-RKP6J - Undertale
0V92R-44V8W-0VKPI - Lego Batman 3
0NX6C-5DQVQ-RVDIF - Killing Floor 2
0RREV-MIJGV-QW026 - Jackbox Party Pack 2
0VD26-XY9PL-824DT - Party Hard
0KEF6-E8KZ3-CEZ7L - Tropico 4
0Q358-XRINT-L95RQ - Europa Universalis IV

Please take these off my hands unless you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Except you kon, you're allowed to have some.

[13:57]
Mustachio Jones:
100 discipline contraverse hold devourlock is silly

[14:09]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
is that
is that you having a stroke

Flatrack: Thanks Joe, now Phobos is playing PoE which is a terrible game to watch as a stream
Admiral Joeslop: you have too many words in that sentence
Flatrack: Joe...terrible

Flatrack: woot mom
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: ?
Flatrack: err wrong chat

[7:15 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: okay everything seems to work
I am going to /touch nothing/
this is the final modset

[6:39 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
joe if you asked
i'd
siege with you

[6:39 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
are you asking me to ask you

[6:39 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
no
i'm too tired
please don't ask me

[6:39 PM]
Admiral Joeslop:
well, if you insist
phobos did you want to siege

[6:39 PM]
Professor of Rageology at Hate U:
no, ♥♥♥♥ off

King of the Impossible: that pose is right out of a porn scene
King of the Impossible: minus the lack of forearms
Admiral Joeslop: I also like skeleton porn
PlatypusPizzaman: only way to bone down
King of the Impossible: well, i'm sure there's some porn without forearms
PlatypusPizzaman: its disarming coming across that king
King of the Impossible: i hate you

10:40 PM - Admiral Joeslop: I'm watching a video by a dermatologist pulling out pimples whole, without popping them
10:40 PM - Admiral Joeslop: its fascinating
10:45 PM - Premier kakos: Dr. Sandra Lee?
10:45 PM - Admiral Joeslop: sure is
10:45 PM - Premier kakos: She's the best.
10:45 PM - Admiral Joeslop: all of these look very satisfying
11:02 PM - Premier kakos: You learn so much about all the various types of cysts and ♥♥♥♥. So satisfying.
11:07 PM - Tejini entered chat.
11:14 PM - Tejini disconnected.
11:40 PM - Nappuccino: This is the weirdest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bonding moment I think I've ever seen

10:11 PM - Professor Phobos: in a survey of 200 American historians
10:11 PM - Professor Phobos: Trump is dead

Nappuccino: if you all think DRG has a decent chance of sticking around, I'll pick it up. It looks fun
Professor Phobos: everyone seems to
Professor Phobos: ...dig it
King of the Impossible: :|
Professor Phobos: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
A Victim of Stars: ahem
Professor Phobos was banned by A Victim of Stars.
King of the Impossible: thank you, cat

Nappuccino: I've been reading Gravity's Rainbow on and off and I'm now 4 times further than I've ever been before
Professor Phobos: this is the most napp statement

7:00 PM - Professor Phobos: king
7:00 PM - Professor Phobos: king
7:00 PM - Professor Phobos: king
7:00 PM - King of the Impossible: phobos
7:00 PM - Professor Phobos: how are you
7:00 PM - King of the Impossible: i'm doing quite well
7:00 PM - King of the Impossible: than you for asking
7:00 PM - Professor Phobos: when is young justice coming back
7:00 PM - King of the Impossible: i don't know
7:01 PM - Professor Phobos: then why did I bother making small talk
7:01 PM - King of the Impossible: who can say

Professor Phobos: fuggit
Professor Phobos: i'm hopping into casual
Professor Phobos: y'all can join me if you wan t
Professor Phobos: well
Professor Phobos: this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I hate it

Professor of Rageology at Hate U: SEVEN MINUTES TO GOKU ♥♥♥♥

Admiral Joeslop: oh
Admiral Joeslop: I turned on OBS' record function
Admiral Joeslop: 2 days ago
Admiral Joeslop: who wants a 50 hour video
A Victim of Stars: joe
A Victim of Stars: jesus christ
Admiral Joeslop: it was only 43 GB
Admiral Joeslop: and also wouldn't load

konphujun: thats a penis

18:55 - konphujun: What do you take me for, sleeping at noon otherwise?
18:55 - konphujun: Cat?
18:55 - konphujun: Pfft

Professor of Rageology at Hate U: killed a man with a hatchet in a bathroom
King of the Impossible: but what did you do in the game?

7:40 PM - Admiral Joeslop: huh, I didn't know sunglasses actually darkened your vision
7:41 PM - Premier kakos: Wait, what?
7:41 PM - Premier kakos: You didn't?
7:41 PM - Admiral Joeslop: probably just never found any
7:41 PM - Flatrack: He means in FO4
7:41 PM - Premier kakos: Oh
7:41 PM - Admiral Joeslop: lambda
7:41 PM - Admiral Joeslop: what the ♥♥♥♥

PlatypusPizzaman: i may have melted some strawberries
Mustachio Jones: how
PlatypusPizzaman: i microwaved them to thaw them
Mustachio Jones: you know what

konphujun: USE YOUR WORDS NAPP
Nappuccino: I just said words
konphujun: i hate you

Admiral Joeslop: What if Bill Gates personally gave you the greatest handjob you ever have or will have
Admiral Joeslop: but right as you finish, he whispers in your ear "Fable is dead forever."
PlatypusPizzaman: the definition of a sad handjob
King of the Impossible: i'd try to get it in his eye

Professor of Rageology at Hate U: i think i hate overwatch
Professor of Rageology at Hate U disconnected.

3:29 PM - Admiral "The Brain" Joeslop: would defenders getting flash grenades be too much
3:29 PM - Admiral "The Brain" Joeslop: even just impact flashes
3:30 PM - Premier kakos: Oh, that's a bad idea. Can you imagine how much that would ♥♥♥♥ with Daredevil?
3:30 PM - King of the Impossible: :|
3:30 PM - Admiral "The Brain" Joeslop: :|
3:31 PM - Professor of Rageology at Hate U: :|
3:31 PM - Admiral "The Brain" Joeslop: lambda look what you made me do
3:31 PM - Admiral "The Brain" Joeslop: agree with King AND Phobos
3:31 PM - Premier kakos: Glad to be of service.

PlatyPlatinum: ive done it
PlatyPlatinum: ive finallt done it
Premier kakos: Destroyed the One Ring?
King of the Impossible: cooked your food?
PlatyPlatinum: king
PlatyPlatinum: please

4:28 PM - Admiral Chips: sleeping with your feet literally in the fire is a well known survival tip
4:28 PM - President Rex: give a man fire and he's warm for a day, light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life

Flatrack: I know very little of 5 rings lore
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: yes
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: the lurking evil basically
FiveAgainst1: did
FiveAgainst1: someone
FiveAgainst1: say
FiveAgainst1: five
FiveAgainst1: rings
Artist formally known as Dr. disconnected.
Professor of Rageology at Hate U: I figured you'd play as scheming clans
FiveAgainst1: TB12 GOAT
FiveAgainst1 was kicked by Professor of Rageology at Hate U.
FiveAgainst1 entered chat.
FiveAgainst1: BLITZ FOR SIX

FiveAgainst1 entered chat.
FiveAgainst1: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
FiveAgainst1 left chat.

12:00 PM - Professor of Rageology at Hate U: i started applying to AUSA positions todasy
12:00 PM - Professor of Rageology at Hate U: I
12:00 PM - Professor of Rageology at Hate U: really
12:00 PM - Professor of Rageology at Hate U: don't want to bea n AUSA
12:04 PM - A Victim of [idling]: what is that
12:04 PM - Admiral Joeslop: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the USA
12:04 PM - Mustachio Jones: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the Unites
12:04 PM - Mustachio Jones: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joe
12:04 PM - A Victim of [idling]: hahaha