Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

She comin through she suckin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ so good I'm like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥ you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥ you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥

why is it When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

get shrekt m8

YOU’VE BEEN SHANKED BY THE

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|OGRE TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN STABBED, U HAVE TO SHANK 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OGRES. IF YOU GET SHANKED BY ONE YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY A OGRE IT’S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLACK PEOPLE WILL ♥♥♥♥ OUT TUBS OF KFC CHICKEN WINGS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG LEADER OF OGRES, IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN YOULL BEE SHANKED IN A DARK ALLEY SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS A OGRE

Hello my people

Whenever I frag people in video games and get Ogrekill, my ♥♥♥♥ becomes eshrekt and I scream into the microphone, "GET SHREEEEEEEEEEEKT!!!."




Shrek is love I say. Shrek is life. All glory be to the ogrelord.