i wanna play this so much and its de listed,i dont wanna pirate it

Seriously, it's the most iconic game in the series.

I was looking for a guide to start platinuming the game and I found a guide that mentioned putting most of the commands on a single button. The problem is that when I go to the game menu where it shows the screen or the keyboard, no matter how much I press everything, I can't find how to configure the controls to do exactly what the guide asks me to do. Does anyone know exactly how and what I should do? I can't upload where the guide was exactly, but it said exactly that you had to select all the command...

No matter what I push Ulala does nothing, it's even in rhythm. Yet sometimes she MIGHT do "Up" if I spam it with no concern for anything

I have tried everything I know of, the game always runs too fast. I've capped the fps 3 different ways, set my monitor to 60hz in the settings and forced it on. This is hopeless. Someone needs to come in and do a tune-up on this game.